How much you wanna bet, R. Kelly is bumping that one song he made with Jay-Z right now? Your boy R Kelly (Is he your boy? If so, go get him.) was acquitted on all 14 counts in his child pornography case. I guess it pays to delay your trial for six years and sell millions of albums in the meantime. Yes, he’s been found not guilty in a court of law, but for me and a lot of other folks, I’m just so cool on him. I don’t need a jury to tell me that a dude has thing for underage girls. I do see something wrong with that kind of bump and grind. The case has been closed as far as I’m concerned.